Unban Madness of the Bard !! (some Rhyming Madness from JOL) ------------------------- ------------------------- "Though, Madness of the Bard might be funny in JOL. On the other hand, it might be a living Hell. At this point in time, it is very hard to tell. Not all of us are poets and not all of us rhyme well..." Wes ------------------------- ------------------------- "Speaking in rhyme Aint no crime Unban the bard! :O)" A. Coleman ------------------------- ------------------------- "Oh, why did LSJ Ban our Madness ? Or was it his predecessor's mistake ? Rhyming is needed in VTES Those who don't agree should burn at the stake ! Prose is dull and best left alone Rhyming is fun and not too hard ! So I beg thee L Scot Johnson : Unban the Madness of the Bard !" Orpheus ------------------------- ------------------------- "at which point i would say you made no effort today to make a rhyme with bard so lose a pool, be marred and then 16 years of argument ensue over what is beers and what rhymes too" D. Catanzariti ------------------------- ------------------------- Madness of the Bard Spoke in haiku, self-ousted Artistic statement -- hg@ "If you can't offend part of your audience, iki.fi there is no point in being an artist at all." -Hakim Bey ------------------------- ------------------------- Orpheus, hmm, what's in a name? As a bard he is quite lame! All he's done is given reason Why Madness should be banned for another season! Neil ------------------------- ------------------------- If our sentence may be to rhyme, With poetic madness, surely divine, I would beg the design team to condone A decision to ban PROTECT THINE OWN!! Jeff Kuta ------------------------- ------------------------- When I hear someone mention this card, I take a second look very hard. Babbling rhymes and bird-like squawk, is difficult in a game where everyone must talk. A fun time turned to toil, by a Wizard's thoughtless foil. If you make two hours seem like ten, players won't come back again. So if you wish to unban the madness, then it is you who is causing sadness. Perhaps you don't get the jist, someone may put you on the Red List. Norman S. Brown, Jr. ------------------------- ------------------------- Lest you misunderstand my original intent, Orpheus posted this poem without my consent. It was originally posted as a bit of a jest. Becoming something else -- a kind of contest. So, condemn my poem publicly, to my lament. And put me on the Red List if that's what you want. But if you try to enter combat, after I offer amends. You'll just be disappointed when I Strike: Combat Ends Cheers, WES ------------------------- ------------------------- Growl and Grimace like a hound, Little pieces on the ground Make me miss when I try to pound Make this card forgotten, never found Me no like, Me want to smash, This card is a piece of trash Psyche arrives with a flash Reducing you to a pile of ash Norman S. Brown, Jr. ------------------------- ------------------------- The game prolonged to three hours' length is not fun, it takes too much strength So, of Madness I do not want to hear as even slow players I can't bear. I know that is not right but still the fact's I cannot fight my impatience, and thus I beg Hear my verses if they do not rhyme. antero ------------------------- ------------------------- Six player table isn't Kühl it would be good to have timing rule Players start to get mad Antero slapping table like puppy gone bad jarkko suvela ------------------------- ------------------------- Oh, get with the times and start playing vampire in rhymes! Reserve deal-cutting for the elite and be prepared to take first seed! Of course, the bard shall never be released as it will surely aggravate the Beast. So we shall sigh and do as madmen do, and make you a Malkav too! Ezekiel Moerdyk ------------------------- ------------------------- I have ne'er seen a more gregarious reaction From players of every kindred clan and faction Bemoan, begrudge, and besmirch the distraction In efforts to succeed in that D action. Tom Duncan ------------------------- -------------------------