V:EKN Clan Gangrel Antitribu Newsletter, February 2000

OFFICIAL VEKN GANGREL-ANTITRIBU NEWSLETTER VOLUME 3 NUMBER 2 FEBRUARY 2000
 
IN THIS VALENTINE’S CHOCOLATE-BOX ISSUE…..
STORY-BOX: LOVE IN THE AGE OF CHOLERA
SOAP-BOX: THE LEGBITER LINE ON CARD FIXES
SEALED-BOX: DECK CONSTRUCTION ON A LIMITED BUDGET
 
STORY-BOX: LOVE IN THE AGE OF CHOLERA
The crocuses are surging out of the ground and so are the vampires, 
arrayed in all their least mouldy finery, for tonight it is the Feast 
of St Valentine, and being a vampire is ALL about sex. And as a luminary 
of the vampire world [check with the Evil One, Atomweaver, Prince of 
Atlanta or Hated Coupe if you don’t believe me] I have my duties to fulfill 
tonight, even if I would actually rather be at home watching TV with 
Lady Legbiter. Bugger, where are my black socks? Guess I’ll just have 
to wear the cowboy boots over these rather lurid yellow jobs and hope 
I never get to the stage of having to take them off. Goodnight sweetheart, 
see you later!
 
At the Succubus club I find a secluded table and sit there drinking 
Bloody Marys and simply OOZING age and evil. Trouble is, there is a 
certain kind of self-destructive vamp who finds this attractive 
[specially when she is drunk] and it isn’t long before a strapping 
little blonde thing lurches over to me and unceremoniously clears 
away some of the corpses to make herself a space.
 
"Hi! You’re Legbiter, right? I read all your stuff, you know." Just 
in case she has auspex, I refrain from thinking how surprised I am 
that she can read at all. "Are you here collecting material? Can I 
be in one of your stories?" "Actually I am here because I if I didn’t 
come I wouldn’t know who was plotting against me. Normally, by the 
way, young things like you would address me as Your Lordship."
"O come off it, this is the 21st century!"
"No it isn’t. That doesn’t start unti-"
"Anyway, shall we go and make love now?"
[inward sigh] "OK."
 
Studiously ignoring the sniggers and not-so-sotto-voce remarks about 
baby-snatching from the harpies I allow myself to be led by the hand 
out of the club to her beat-up little sports-car and then back to her 
place. Actually she is quite pretty and her crypt is nicely decorated. 
Maybe this won’t be such a chore after all. She nips behind a screen 
and emerges wearing considerably less clothing and brandishing a couple 
of muzzles.
 
"Erm … what in Caine’s name are you up to?"
"Well, you know, AIDS and all that ….. I’m not really into penetrative 
blood-bonding, know what I mean? Come here, gorgeous."
 
Deeply regretting the whole evening but most especially the state of 
my sock drawer, I prepare to do my duty.
 
SOAP-BOX: THE LEGBITER LINE ON CARD FIXES
 
I’ve been reading some of the posts about Life Boon which seems to 
cause many of our colonial brethren great unhappiness and I’ve even 
stated my views about this particular card on the NG. Here I just want 
to add the general point that the more text-unsupported fixes we make 
to cards, the more difficult and frustrating it becomes for new or 
occasional players to get into the game. 
This is a bad thing. I’ll admit, however, that a certain ferment, 
even a Maoist change-for-change’s sake policy does have the effect 
of revitalising the game, as David Pontes pointed out during the 
7/7 brouhaha. In the spirit of compromise and constructiveness which 
is so alien to me i would like to suggest that this is better achieved 
through changes to the RULES than through changes to the texts of cards. 
For example, No vote-pushing and No Repeat Actions are rule-changes 
that don’t require any change to card text. If people are unhappy 
about Life Boon why not try playing with the rules amendment that 
Master OOT actually means Master out of PHASE? So you could play a 
Sudden Reversal or counter-life boon on your turn during your minion 
phase, provided you had not already used up your master phases for 
that turn. Cards like Absolution of the Diabolist and gangrel 
conspiracy [the only reference in this NL to anything remotely antitribu-ish, 
so savour it, boys and girls] would still be different and useful 
because you could play them on your turn even if you HAD already 
used up your masters. Frenzy would become a whole lot more useful, 
and so would Rotschreck, Minor Boon and Major Boon which would be 
nice for the combat guys and therefore a GOOD THING. 
DI is another matter, of course.
 
SEALED-BOX: DECK CONSTRUCTION ON A LIMITED BUDGET
 
I actually got into this game originally as a collector, and so by 
the time I discovered what a good game it is I already had a MOUNTAIN 
of cards which is one of the reasons I like to explore the wilder 
shores of rare-rare combos. Over the past couple of months however 
I have been playing the game rather differently, trying to evaluate 
the extent to which it’s possible to play Jyhad effectively on a 
limited budget. To be truthful I have been trying to play on a budget 
of 0 GBP, building decks exclusively from two boxes of Jyhad boosters 
that David tatu gave me when he was here last. I’ve been building 
Happy families-type decks from these cards alone and I’d rate this 
period of my Jyhad-gaming life as my most successful [though perhaps 
not most creative] ever. In fact, I reckon I am probably becoming 
TOO successful, since people in my gaming group are beginning to see 
me as the Main Threat.
 
As examples of the kind of thing I’ve been able to build here are 
two decks, constructed from a pool of cards that would cost you the 
same as 10 or so Pokemon boosters.
 
Deck Name: Frying Tonight
Tha/Cel/Aus deck with a smidgen of dominate
Bit short on damage prevention but otherwise very nasty
CRYPT
2 Thomas Thorne
2 Cardano
Lucian
2 Cassandra
2 Anvil
2 Ulugh Beg
Lazarus
 
LIBRARY
16 ACTIONS
Bloodhunt
Pulse of the Canaille
7 GtU
4 Bum’s Rush
2 Grave Robbing
Fifth Tradition
 
33 COMBAT
5 Theft of Vitae
3 Walk of Flame
2 Trap
4 Blur
2 Blood Fury
2 Acrobatics
2 Taste of Vitae
3 Cauldron of Blood
2 Aura Reading
4 Flash
4 Nimble Feet
 
3 ACTION MODS
Conditioning
2 Bonding
 
15 MASTERS
3 Minion Tap
Metro UG
Golconda
2 Blood Doll
4 Haven Uncovered
Mob Connections
2 Fame
Academic HG
 
18 REACTIONS
4 WWEF
2 Telepathic Counter
3 Deflection
5 Telepathic Misdirection
2 Spirit’s Touch
Enhanced Senses
Second Tradition
 
2 EQUIPMENT
Hawg
.44 magnum
 
3 VOTES
Parity Shift
Archon
Kindred Restructure
 
Deck Name: The Wolves are Coming
Pro/For/Ani deck with a touch of potence based on wee Gangrels 
and their friends.  Once this has started swarming the rest of 
the table are in trouble. So are you, if someone has vote dominance 
and an anarch uprising or ancilla empowerment.
 
CRYPT:
2 Bear Paw
2 Roman Alexander
2 Badger
2 Zach North
2 Ricki van Damp pants
2 Giuliano Vincenzi
 
LIBRARY:
16 PROTEAN:
4 Wolf Claws
4 Earth Control
2 Movement of the Slow Body
4 Form of Mist
Homunculus
Earth Meld
 
6 POTENCE:
3 Thrown Sewer Lid
3 Undead Strength
 
18 FORTITUDE:
Day Op
2 Unflinching Persistence
4 Skin of Rock
2 Restoration
5 Skin of Steel
2 Dawn Op
Undead Persistence
Freak Drive
Skin of Night
 
19 DISCIPLINELESS CARDS:
2 Taste of Vitae
3 Renegade garou
4 WWEF
Ritual Challenge
2 Trap
Tasha Morgan
2 Computer hacking
2 Embrace
JS Simmons
Gypsies
 
13 ANIMALISM
6 Rat’s Warning
Murder of Crows
3 Cat’s guidance
Raven Spy
Owl Companion
Army of rats
 
17 MASTERS
2 Minion Tap
Animalism
Protean
3 Blood Doll
KRCG News radio
2 Fame
Backways
2 Effective Management
Fortitude
Zoo HG
Haven Uncovered
 
Finally, although I’ve not yet played one of these decks 
in a tournament Michael has, and he got to the final with 
it. So it IS possible to be competitive and flexible on a 
limited budget. And with that hopeful thought I bid you 
farewell for another month.
 
Line that may get deleted when i post this.
 
Kisses from Legbiter in case it doesn't, with extra big 
smoochy ones for the Prince of Boston just to annoy him.