V:TES songs ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Sung to the tune of "Downtown", that beautiful old 60's pop song Petula Clark was famous for. I'm sure this is how pretty l'il Petula _would_ have sung it, if they'd had bruise-n-bleed decks back in her day: GROUND ROUND ------------ When your pool's low and your predator's killing you, you can always make - ground round. When you've got worries, all the votes and the bleeding, always helps to just - pound down. Just listen to the grunts and groans and bludgeon without pity. No one said the art of winning with the fist is pretty. How can you lose? Blood spurts so much higher there. You can hand back their throats to them and tear off their limbs and make ground round. Things'll be great when they're ground round - no finer dish, for sure. Pound down - nobody's messing with you. Don't hang around while those losers are screwing you. There's work to be done - ground round. Maybe you know a little move to cause freak wounds that will never close - pound down. Just listen to the rhythm of the screaming of your victims. You'll be sucking out their blood and leaving them to stiffen, ready for bed. Blood spurts so much higher there. You can rip out intestines, rip out their organs, to make ground round. Smeared on the pavement, free ground round. Guys that you hate will be pound down. You're gonna be all right now. And you may find somebody dumb enough to stand up to you, someone who just needs a firm and timely REBAR rod to protrude out their ass. So maybe I'll see you there. We can abuse all those losers, tie up our affairs, and make ground round. Things'll be great when they're ground round. Don't wait a minute to pound down and cook up your famous dish, ground round, ground round, ground round, ground round ... by Fred Scott nospam@no.spam.dot.com ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Sing it over "Blues from a Gun" by Jesus and Mary Chain (I know, I know, too british and not really mainstream...), you gun deck lovers! Loose with a Gun I don't care if you find that's not fair I got an additional strike card Don't want you sitting there So take three, three and three And please move that vampire away Dreams of the Sphinx, hand in good shape You're never gonna get out and bleed me again I was so very pissed When you almost ousted me Like a burst from the sky I'll shoot you tonight Don't dodge it, or prevent it I can see your vamp in righteous pain Too young Caitiff is gonna get hit Looks like it'll never gonna make it Off the dreaded Red List I don't mind if there's not enough time Promise you'll do nothing I will let you play nice Too much risk, risk in here You're never gonna fool me in this place If you're talking for real than go keep the deal You're cooling down, surviving now so how good it feels? But you break, break, break 'Cause you know the judge won't get you away Like a burst from the sky I'll shoot you tonight Don't dodge it, or prevent it I can see your vamp in righteous pain Too young Caitiff is gonna get hit Looks like it'll never gonna make it Off the dreaded Red List Well I guess that's why I always play with guns (repeat ad nauseam) by Fabio 'Sooner' Macedo fabio.sooner@gmail.com